Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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