Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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