Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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