There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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