If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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