I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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