It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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