So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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