She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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