i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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