Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
is that a dick in a sweater?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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