Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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