I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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