I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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