oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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