the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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