Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize