Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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