I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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