Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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