4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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