Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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