I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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