waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president