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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin

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• (512): View more from Texas

  There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"

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  29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In

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• (631): View more from New York

  I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?

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  I was attacked by whores

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  You threw up on yourself again didn't you?

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  They were strong whores

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  IM WEARING A FLAG

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  So that's a no to the clothes then

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  FLAG

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• (631): View more from New York

  So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?

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  Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation

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