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• (212): View more from New York

  K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep

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• (951): View more from California

  Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.

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• (626): View more from California

  in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.

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