Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The Olympian is in my bed
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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