I wish life had little blips of pornography
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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