Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Less talking, more tequila
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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