Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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