I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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