Welp...herpes.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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