She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
she smelled like a LAN party
im holly from the hills drunk
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
