I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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