Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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