So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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