She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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