Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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