We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
