We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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