If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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