Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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