this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
nutella sex= disaster
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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