Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
how does that bad decision feel?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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