Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
