why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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