and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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