The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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