He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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