What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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