So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
