tell your sister to shave her snatch
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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