I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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