pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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